Yow Wah Gwaan (hello in Jamaican patois) Pimps and Pimpettes! so what do you do when life is your pimp? i mean what do you do when life straight pimps you?!?!!!
well you’re probably not gonna wanna bend over and take it unless you’re into that sort of thing LOL! no but really sometimes when i think of this life i think of a pimp. it seems to always be pushing me out there to work, taking all my ends, cuddling then bitch-slapping me and making me get back out there to do it all again. doesn’t that suck!?!?! so what i do is flip the script on his ass and make him my bitch! LOL! yes, seriously! first i smooth talk and woo him into submission with my feminine wiles 
then right when i get him where i want him i make my move to regain control and make him my bitch. from there he does what i say and he works for me! lastly, i merely utter my words of power and wisdom and the magic of a mystical, fantastical life happens. just that quick i flip the script! well maybe not that quick LOL! but fairly quick considering…
but seriously, an exercise that i do to get through life’s challenging moments is to come into the present. in this exercise the first thing that i do is take note of my breathing. i usually find that if i’m stressed my breathing is shallow so i begin to take slower, deeper breaths into to abdomen, filling up the lungs and focusing inward during the pause before the slow exhale.
once i do this about 5 to 10 times i usually begin to calm down enough to focus in on what’s really going on (this is the wooing process). next, i observe my current feelings (i’m beginning to regain control). am i feeling anger? despair? jealousy? disappointment? etc? once i identify the feelings i do some detective work to determine why i’m feeling that way (i’ve really got the upper hand now – knowledge is key).
then i assess exactly what my dilemma is and come up with some ways to resolve it. by now i’ve got life right where i want him and can command him to do as i say so here is where i make my move and utter my words of power and wisdom into my life. The result is that shortly thereafter magic begins to happen! and there you have it… voila!!!
i’ve successfully made life my bitch! at this stage i’m no longer stressed and life isn’t pushing me around anymore, well at least for the time being until that darn Law of Rhythm kicks back in and life starts pimping again! but no worries, i know how to handle his ass!!! a sista got skills!
so tell us about your technique for making life your bitch??? what do you do when life is your pimp?
sunflower smooches!!!
Amirah (Blissfully Mindful)
